Trek-Segafredo to reward Cancellara hugger with gift.

Find that man!

Find that man!

Apparently, Fabian Cancellara’s Trek-SegoFreddo squad is looking for the unidentified man who hugged Spartacus in the streets of Siena as he celebrated his third win at Strade Bianche.

At first this seemed to be an ominous endeavor but the team apparently wants to reward the man who jumped up and down in joy with Fabian. We don’t know what specific plans they have as far as a gift but we’ve gone ahead and put together a few ideas.

1   The uneaten contents of Fabian’s feedbag from the feed zone at in Strade Bianche.

2   A DVD of the original gladiator movie Spartacus starring Kirk Douglass, Laurence Olivier and Jean Simmons.

3   A summer picnic in a Swiss meadow with the entire Cancellara family complete with Sound of Music soundtrack.

4   A I Am Spartacus baby bib.

5   A chip off the rock of the trophy from Fabian’s last Paris-Roubaix win.

6   A small bottle of his sweat.

7   Several cases of Spartacus Imperial IPA beer. 

8   A night of karaoke with Cancellara at the Swiss nightclub of his choice.

9   One scalp of human hair taken from Fabian’s collection of rivals he has vanquished in battle.

10  Portrait of Fabian done in chocolate on a small serving plate. 

 

 

 

 

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