Squirrel loses battle with Mountain Bike.

//Squirrel loses battle with Mountain Bike.

Squirrel loses battle with Mountain Bike.

Someone does not brake for squirrels.

Squirrels don’t like mountain biking or mountain bikers, for that matter.

They hate the sport even more than they fear a logger’s chainsaw, a global acorn shortage or watching re-runs of the Chipmunks.

If you have any doubt just how much squirrels truly despise mountain biking, then this photo should give you a 1000 word diatribe.

By |2019-02-03T16:23:39-08:00October 22nd, 2010|Humor|12 Comments

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  1. rob October 23, 2010 at 8:46 am - Reply

    I REALLY did NOT need to see that. 🙁

    • walshworld October 23, 2010 at 2:24 am - Reply

      Yeah, I feel bad for the furry fellow… still comedy is a harsh taskmaster. Matt

  2. Jockanese October 24, 2010 at 8:38 am - Reply

    “No animals were harmed during the making of this photo!”
    Or maybe not?

    • walshworld October 24, 2010 at 3:27 am - Reply

      Hard to day, really. Little fellow might simply be stunned.

  3. Jockanese October 25, 2010 at 3:32 am - Reply

    mmmm…the little fellow looks a bit run-down to me!!

  4. IdeaStormer Jorge October 25, 2010 at 11:29 pm - Reply

    I bet he was using the squirrel to clean his disc brakes. What a way to be green and recycle at the same time! I knew there was a secret to all those squirrel’s by the road side all the time, now to get one for me!

    • Kristopher LaGreca October 26, 2010 at 9:05 am - Reply

      Squirrel juice, the next great green lube. Nice.

      • Jockanese October 26, 2010 at 11:11 am

        I heard red squirrel's are better for the brake disc's and grey for the chain!

  5. gordon October 27, 2010 at 9:22 am - Reply

    Dinner and a ride; well done.

  6. Ron November 1, 2010 at 11:59 am - Reply

    I once saw Survivor Man use a dead squirrel as toilette paper!

  7. Ron November 1, 2010 at 12:00 pm - Reply

    But I dont know what he did about the teeth….

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