Giro 2010 Preview. Dusting off the Italian crystal ball.

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Giro 2010 Preview. Dusting off the Italian crystal ball.

Sastre: Is he ready for Giro smooches?

Giro crystal ball. Italian made, bit cloudy, still serviceable, which came into my hands after distant family relation and gypsy Madame Scallieri passed away.

A very temperamental ball, refuses to work on French or Spanish races, only Italian ones — although the orb correctly predicted the podium of the Tour of Qatar. Is that bizarre?

First an overview of the major contenders and by that I mean those riding to win the overall, not just dress rehearsing for the Tour de France. First category: The Killers.

The serious guns and blood guys are world champion Cadel Evans, Ivan Basso, Carlos Sastre, Alexandre Vinokourov and Damiano Cunego. They are the marked men who have the switchblade in the jersey pocket.

Then there are The Opportunists. Talented riders doing the Giro as homework for the grand daddy of grand tours, Le Tour. Guys like Bradley Wiggins and Christian Vande Velde will only go for a win if the possibility presents itself, the stars align, Evans crashes, Basso gets whopping cough and Vino is thrown out of the race from doping. But give them a sudden, unexpected shot at the podium and they’ll shift gears and go deep into their reserves to grab the prize.

The Giro prediction.

There there’s The Hot-Blooded Italians. It’s the Giro, national pride and Italian manhood demand heros and they are more than happy to sign up. Guys like Michele Scarponi, Stefano Garzelli, Vincenzo Nibali and Linguini Spaghetti — who rides for the Continental Pasta Primavera Espresso team. Did I fool anybody with that one? The bald headed Garzelli always has his moments but at his age he fades in a three week tour. This could be the major breakout for Nibali, who replaces the ejected hair spray victim Franco Pellizotti.

If these roman gladiators have the form on their life and an excess of good luck, they’re good for stage wins and maybe, just maybe, the last step on the podium and whatever is left in the champagne bottle after Basso or Evans is done soaking the sexy girls.

Our final category is the Freaky Dark Horses. This is where truly knowledgeable cycling journalists throw out some under-the-radar rider who might stun-gun everyone. Uhh, well, hmmm. Marco Pinotti, anyone? Krazy Vladimir Karpets? The 40 year old Inigo Cuesta, the wise man on the peloton? Frenchman and wild card Thomas Voeckler of the Beat Box Telecom Boys?

Okay, crystal ball warmed up. Performance improved when I routed the ball through an Apple Macbook Pro. Something about processor speed. The orb is struggling, the face of Basso appeared briefly but then … wait for it, no, it’s Evans holding a small dog …. no he’s fading. What? Gilberto Simoni? Crap, the thing is smoking now.

Twisted Spoke is in a real quandary now. We have a sneaking suspicion that a re-energized Carlos Sastre is going to attack. We believe junkyard dog Cadel Evans is a man transformed by rainbow stripes and that Ivan Basso can improve on last year’s performance.

It’s a brutal, torturous Giro this year, a climbers delight. We’re going with the little Spaniard with Evans once again penalized by a weak team and Basso taking a close third. Our wild card: Bradley Wiggins.

By |2019-02-03T16:29:30-08:00May 6th, 2010|Astana, BMC, Garmin, Giro d'Italia, Saxo Bank, Sky|9 Comments

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  1. Nick May 6, 2010 at 5:11 am - Reply

    Disappointing. Evans is the one on form. Sastre has 8 days of racing since the tour. I hope you wrong. Go Cadel

    • walshworld May 6, 2010 at 10:59 am - Reply

      Nick, you're right about the racing days but Sastre is a veteran and a true professional: he knows what his body requires and he knows when he is ready. WHen that brutal thrid week arrives, I think he makes his move. I have high hopes for Evans who has truly grown on me the last 9 months, but I don't quite see him winning.

  2. Ben C May 6, 2010 at 6:47 am - Reply

    "Evans holding a small dog"

    Mad funny.

    • walshworld May 6, 2010 at 7:00 pm - Reply

      Ben, who am I to disgree with anyone calling something I wrote “mad funny.” Thanks a bunch. Keep reading, keep finding things funny, keep telling me. Matt

  3. Jorge May 6, 2010 at 11:06 am - Reply

    It will be great to see Carlos Sastre win the Giro.

    Great Blog!!!

    • walshworld May 6, 2010 at 10:57 am - Reply

      Jorge, I think Carlos is ready despite the lack of racing days. Thanks for writing in.

  4. Dane May 6, 2010 at 3:30 pm - Reply

    I am going to keep an eye on Gilberto Simoni, not cause I think he has a chance, but because he's never shy to have a go. Who knows, he might sneak under every one's radar.

  5. Steve May 8, 2010 at 11:54 pm - Reply

    I like karpets, if nothing else because it's a great name.

    • walshworld May 9, 2010 at 3:35 pm - Reply

      That’s right. WOuld be funny if Karpets were riding for floor covering team Quick STep.

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