Yes, why rush things when there is so much eroticism that deserves our concerted revelry?
Here are two more calendar out-takes from Anke Wilken’s luscious and sex-pedal-positive Cyclepassion calendar. We should all be so lucky to have one of these on our bedroom wall and under our bed away from the prying eyes of children who demand explanation.
Yes, athletically aspirational but more importantly, sexually charged in an unapproved UCI way. It’s German sex nut-ball photographer Daniel Geiger running wild. The un-airbrushed tan lines on those astonishing thighs — these are the things that change a man’s life.
A few details of sassy precision: Veronica Andreasson, Pauline Ferrand Prevot, Liz Hatch, Hanna Klein, Katherine O’Shea, Marion Rouse and the sassy Maja Wioszczowska in poses that makes us proud that bike porn has come this far this fast. These days that means there are a slew of provocative youtube vids to help pump things up.
Your instinct is beyond reproach — you must have it — and there’s only that irritating vestige of political correctness that separates you from unalloyed and inexpressible joy. After all, look below — and not at the colored balloons.
I think we’ve made our point for now but more rational soon.