Frankly, we just overdosed on clenbuterol stories and there was only one anti-dote: we needed cheesecake.
The best cake around is without doubt the Cyclepassion 2011 calendar now on sale.
It’s one of those few moments when we envy the single cyclist who’s free to hang this glorious and glossy cyclebabe porn up on his bedroom wall or garage or any damn place of honor he wants.
The Cyclepassion calendar concept is breathtakingly, erotically simple. Take the hottest pro bike chicks, have them take off their clothes and get all Helmut Newton. Yes, the word genius does come to mind.
Sadly, with a young teen son — and even younger daughter — putting up one of these inflammatory calendars would send confused messages to their fragile minds and also make then question daddy’s general orientation in life. Hard to explain sporn.
But that’s not going to stop us from taking a peak at the Cyclepassion website and dreaming of our own man cabin, loaded with carbon race bikes, all the Negro Modelo beer we can drink and this awe-inspiring work of staggering porn-ness.
There’s little Willow Koerber in black lingerie gazing longingly at her bike seat like it’s a penis, Mona (yes, Mona!) Eiberweiser in a high gloss vinyl mini dress holding a crank set and Julie Krasniak in a black bondage bathing suit and 5 inch heels sitting provocatively on the top tube of her bike. That’s just three months with still nine to go.
Cheesecake is good for you. Maybe not as beneficial as clenbuterol in three week stage race but good. Grab a fork.