Doping news hounds already know that Federal investigators, aka the men you don’t lie to, have questioned the people at Nike and Trek about the Landis drug allegations.
What people don’t know, because Nike and Trek officials are sworn to silence, is the exact nature of those questions.
Well, we at Twisted Spoke know word for word what hard-hitting queries they’re firing about Armstrong and doping. How? Because we have a trained mole, that’s how.
1 Is the Trek Madrone better than a top of the line Specialized race bike.
2 Do you offer discounts to investigators who work for the federal government?
3 Do you have any Lance Armstrong memorabilia to donate for our Agents Only Labor Day party?
4 Those Nike cycling shoes — how come they’re always so ugly — why can’t you style them up like the Sidis?
5 Can you make us some cool “FED” technical wear? The FBI stuff rocks but our gear is lame.
6 Do you offer volume discounts if we wanna buy some cycling gear?
7 What’s your opinion on Anna Hansen compared to Kristen and Sheryl Crow — is Anna hot?
8 Explain how this works again — the EPO is hidden in the top tube with a little sippy valve? And where’s the battery for the motor go?
9 Why is Greg Lemond always so crabby?
10 How do we get to Oakley from here? We really want to score some of those $300 shades.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nd13ARuvVE
Very interesting video shows where to hide the motor and batteries.
The Vuelta organizers have already tested the new x-ray machine.
That was funny, Novizky looks menacing. I wouldn’t want to be in his radar.
The man from Balco is out for blood and he is going to get it. Matt
Dude, How did you get so funny?
Joe, I’m a professional and I think that explains everything. Before I look for truth, beauty or emotion, I ask myself, where’s the joke? Matt
Novizky kinda looks like Patini reincarnated. Maybe hes come back for revenge!!
Novizky is actually the father of Vania Rossi's baby. It all makes sense now.
That is a scary thought, my friend. But just the kind of conspiracy theory we love. You might have just figured this whole thing out. Matt
Speculating, but when I look at Novizky I have to wonder if he’s not a guy out for revenge & payback for something in his past. Did he loose a spot on the team or miss a scholarship ’cause he couldn’t keep up with some doper? Something personal going on here…