Shots fired from the Contador crew. Rappin’ with AC.

Watch out, stage jackers!

Regular reader Ricola sent us a comment the other day and comment doesn’t do it justice. It was a full on rap soliloqy for AC. His flow was so strong we had to bump it into a post. Thanks for the wisdom. Now, we’re waiting for a rap response from the Radio Shack posse. Anybody up to the task? Garmin got something to say?

Kazakh OG Vino will have AC’s MF’ing back,
1,2,3, and to the 4
Vino got AC’s back
With the chrome to your dome
Cruisin’ on my S-Works rag top
I got a lot of juice
All competitors drop
Now when I hit the pedals I’m bouncin’
More bounce to the ounce
And I’m climbin’
Keep the gat in my lap
Cuz I’m fully strapped
For the stage jackers
Fend off all attackers
I pack a TEC-9
Plus an AK-47
Send a one way ticket to hell
Or maybe heaven, peep
We don’t need any sleep
Suckers fall and eat the concrete
You try creep kinda slow in a solo move
But we finish first and you gotta improve
So I blast and I blast til I blast no mo
Shots fired at the finish yo

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  • Woot woot! Aw yeah! Good stuff! 🙂

  • Ricola

    Hahaah great!! Who will write a diss to this rap??

  • Johnny Masury

    Fran Contador is working with Snoop Dog on a diss reply as well as showing him the Glock 34’s tight action.