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  • Even more silly WorldTour team rumors.

    Jumbo-Visma and Soudal-Quickstep are merging into one soul-crushing behemoth that will destroy pro cycling. Well, maybe. Apple CEO and cycling fan Tim Cook chit chats with Jumbo boss Richard Plugge, setting off talk of a possible Apple-Visma formation. Well, maybe. It's that time of year for the outlandish, the absurd, the improbable and the ridiculous. The rumors are mostly fabrications [...]

  • Ineos Genadiers: shopping for relevance

    How the mighty have free-fallen. Remember how just three or four years ago, Ineos Grenadiers were the most dominant stage race team in pro cycling? They had seamlessly transitioned from Tour winner Bradley Wiggins to four time Tour winner Chris Froome and then, as Froome began his fade, in pedaled Egan Bernal to win his first Tour in 2019. It [...]

  • Patrick Lefevere Jumbo rider diss preview

    Rumors that the world's most powerful pro cycling team Jumbo Visma might merge with Patrick Lefevere's Soudal-Quickstep squad opens up new comedy scenarios. Patrick Lefevere is well-known for belittling and dissing his riders in public if he feels they merit the abuse or if Lefevere needs some media attention. In the past he's called out former world champion Julian Alaphilippe [...]

Yates: A family affair on Col du Platzerwasel

It's going to be a fun time around the Yates family dinner table in Bury, England. The pro cycling twins put together an almost identical finish in this year's Tour de France. Adam will finish third on the general classification while Simon climbed into fourth on the final mountain stage. The final standings were a total effort from both riders [...]

July 22nd, 2023|

Vingegaard and Pogacar. The gloves are off.

Vingegaard throws down the glove. One word has now changed the relationship between the Dane and Tadej Pogacar Up until this quote from Vingegaard a few days ago, the two superstars were cordial and respectful of one another. That's officially dead. Buried, never to be remembered except by pro cycling historians twenty years from now. We're not in Lemond - [...]

July 21st, 2023|

Asgreen and break foil the sprinters

A stage marked for the sprinters that wasn't. It's stage 18 and there are 20 kilometers left as a break of four riders race to the finish in Bourg-en-Bresse Forty seconds behind, the sprinter teams take turns trying to shut down the escape. It's a math and manpower equation. The day is supposed to belong to the fastmen like Dylan [...]

July 20th, 2023|

Pogacar’s Tour hopes dead and gone.

Much was said today about the sudden demise of Tadej Pogacar on the steep gradients of the Col de la Loze climb. Pogacar was perhaps the most eloquent, summing up his debacle in four short words. "I'm gone, I'm dead" That covered his loss of 5:45 to Jonas Vingegaard (Jumbo Visma) and the end of his hopes of winning a [...]

July 19th, 2023|

Vingegaard: super alien destroys alien.

Jonas Vingegaard's time trial victory was stunning, massive, extraordinary, amazing, devastating, smashing, shocking and crushing. Yes, it created an adjective crisis in the pro cycling media.  At the beginning of this Tour de France, the competitors were divided into two camps: the normal riders and two aliens who were on an otherworldly level. That was Vingegaard and his rival Tadej [...]

July 18th, 2023|

Vingegaard’s rest day email to Roglic

Twisted Spoke has obtained an email from Jumbo-Visma's Jonas Vingegaard to teammate Primoz Roglic, sent on the second rest day of the Tour de France. In the email, he discusses his epic battle with Tadej Pogacar and suggests he and Roglic join foces next year. WARNING: Humorous content, NOT REAL "Dear Primoz,  Greeting from the Tour de France! It's the [...]

July 17th, 2023|
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